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A term used to decribe ringing a person and then hanging up on the phone before they have time to answer. Used instead of the words "prank" and "i'll call u and hang up".
hey i'll ring hang up when i get in to let you know i'm safe
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A Ring toe is the toe next to your pinkie. And as the name implies you put a ring on that toe.
Owen: Hey Maya why do you have a ring on your toe next to your pinkie?
Maya: It's a ring because that's my Ring Toe.
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the most incredible fantasy books ever written. written by J.R.R. Tolkien the most amazing fantasy writer ever.
I love Lord of the Rings.
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When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA
My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..
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A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
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Dean witch weathers wife of 5 years.
They’ve been married forever
their kid is named rachel who is married to a man named Sam..🤔🤔
Mom?
Tv ring: Oh hey rachel! Where’s your dad?
Dean: right here baby girl. Let’s make some baby’s and have a lot of Demond baby’s so i can bring them back to life and save the day in season 1037 of supernatural!!!!!
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That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.
Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
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