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SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah
ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU
a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.
1. Shrek is so hawt!
2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!
An orgely god that smells like onions and will slotter anyone the comes near his swamp.
Person 1: Hey dude, you smell like onions
Person 2: That is because I am shrek
Person 2: *slotters person 1*
Person 1: *dies a painful death*
Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.
Daddy shrek is kool
I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life
He is super thicc.All girls will fall in love with him.He is so big and strong.He is also the biggest and best gamer out there.
Girl:Is that shrek I’m in LOVE.