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When a male tells a female to get on her knees and close her eyes so he can finish on her face but right as he finishes he puts the tip of his penis in one of her nostrils and finishes there
Damn bro I was with Jennifer last night and she let me cum on her face but I gave her that “new baby smell” instead
When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?
Todd - Sure, here you go.
Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.
Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?
Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
To smell so good you turn yourself on.
Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.
The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.
Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough
a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.
Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"
Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface
wanna go smell that table ?
what do you think that counter smells like ?
Smelling Tables