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A bit of craic on a Sunday afternoon.
Anyone who says they'll turns up and then pulls out is a total
cock jockey
Player A: That pitch looks like total ass chocolate
Player B: Ya but it'll be savage craic playin Sunday Rugby on it
On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke
Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday
Go and appreciate all your chubby boys❤️We love them big, and chunky🙇🏻 ♀️
Joe: Fuck John why is he so fat
???:Dude you can’t say that, do you know what day it is!?
Joe: What day is it?
???: It’s chubby boy Sunday
Joe: Damn my bad John we love you❤️
The mixture of leftover drugs taken throughout the week.
"Time to get out the ol' Sunday Roast"
"Do you want part of my Sunday Roast?"
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A bad day in the bathroom after a Saturday night chipotle trip
Man I’ve got such Sunday gravy right now
Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.
Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.
When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”