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When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .
Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design
*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8
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Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.
I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.
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Absolute TOP SHAGGER ‘lives by the saying‘ if it has a pussy fuck it ‘
Tom Pratten had sex with a slag again
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That one song by a given band that everyone knows, even if they know nothing else by the band.
Named for the song by Rush.
Smells Like Teen Spirit is Nirvana's Tom Sawyer.
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Fag scientologist, who jumps on couches, and can't make fun of his religion. he is a horrible actor and the only good movies he has been in is War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible 1, he needs to loosen up and understand that aliens are not controlling us...........god is
Tom Cruise is a homo
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Creator and Founder of MySpace.com. When you join, he automatically becomes your friend, showing why he has 100+ million friends.
Kid #1: I wonder who created MySpace, whoever did is rich.
Kid #2: It's Tom Anderson! He's livin the dream, look how many friends he has.
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A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock
*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*
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