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The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.
Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.
Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!
Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night
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When a kidney stone is stuck in the urethra, you ejaculate on a girls face, causing the stone to exit and hit her. Similar to shooting a turkey while hunting, and a play on the term "money shot".
The kidney stone became unstuck when my girl took a turkey shot.
When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.
My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.
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Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.
When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.
The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers
The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches
A very modernized elderly person
Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.