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as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help
as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me
Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.
"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"
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A sarcastic way to refer to the Bible Belt. Suggests that donating large sums of money to a Bible Belt religious organization is a fraud and a way to buy your salvation.
Evangelicals in the USA mostly reside in the Buy Bull Belt of the South.
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A relationship that begins when two people are the only ones still awake at a party, due to the excess amount of vodka red bulls and/or jäger bombs consumed. The combination of alcohol, caffeine, and everyone else being passed out leads to the two people hooking up.
At the new years eve party, Heather and Dave were still up talking at five am. That's how their red bull romance got started.
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When a man has a dick comparable to the width and girth of a Red Bull can.
Girl, he is working with that Red Bull Dick.
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When you wine and dine a fat man, seducing him with tapas and flamenco and then slay him with yer matador dicky and ride him like a bull through the streets of Pamplona.
Take me out for some gazpacho and then Iberian Bull Ride my bum bum, papi!
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evidently it's an older expression referring to something that is crazy or unbelievable. I heard it used on an old episode of the Twilight Zone recently, but had never heard the expression before.
such an outlandish story proved "the bull is off the nickle".
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