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At one time, a tuner did indeed mean someone who actually focused on performance for thier automobiles. now its a byword for riceboy extreme, used by those who are attempting to pull themselves out of the mire of trashy, goofy crud that the "import scene" has become. this is quite evident in the article above, where the schmuck mentions "audio" when discussing "performance upgrades". race cars dont have subwoofers, jackoff. have fun driving around whatever piece of shit ricemobile you happen to have.
"tuner car" owner: YO DAWG MAH CAR HAS IT ALL ISS GOT COLD AIR INTAKE A PERFORMANCE EXHAUST TIP AND BIG CHROME WHEELS SHIT DIS THING GOS TOOO FAST!!!
me: you have 2 options: go back to watching fast and the furious with your pregnant teenage girlfriend, or i kill you on the spot. how dare you tarnish the reputation of automobile modders.
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Cars which, more often than not, handle well, get decent gas milage, are not hideous, and generally do not suck, in stark contrast to American-made cars.
Man, I wish I had an imported car, instead of this piece of shit Ford Taurus.
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A sexual act. The event in which a woman undergoes sexual intercourse with a vehicles gearstick/gearknob or handbrake. This is the explanation behind why the car smells funny and the sticky residue found on the gearstick and gearknob, after you had said "ill be back in a minute" to your grilfiend.
'Man, it smells like you been car sexing in here', as he thinks to himself.
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A Car goon is someone that modifies there car to the point of completley ruining a perfectly normal car. As well as using there car to pick up girls, and rev up their engine to make themself look good.
Car Goon,
Car Modifiers,
Chavs,
Goons,
Fools,
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When you leave a group of friends to partake in marijuana smoking.
We'll be right back, gotta go park the car.
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The crap like spoilers, body kits, bolted fuel caps and stick-on window tinting that boy racers (see also pond scum and chavs) attach to their beaten up Vauxhall Novas to impress their friends.
The end result is a sheep in wolf's clothing.
Rather than buy a proper sports car, I will take this beaten up wreck and make it look like one for almost as much money.
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A car availible in both station wagon and sedan variaties. They were made by Ford, and are fairly reliable, but clunky cars. Traditional Tauruses have rounded corners and curved designs. They are good cars to learn in, because thy are simple to use and can withstand hits. The station wagons are also a good familly car, since they can fit 8 people comfortably enough.
Note: Do not buy a Taurus after the 70k mile mark, personally my familly has had a 100+k taurus, but I have heard they have a tendacy to act wierdly.
Man: I saw a Taurus (car) today-pretty messed up.
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