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A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.
Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray
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A person that is so impatient they become anoying
I told you i would call you later. Stop blowing up my phnoe lemon squeezy!!
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When you push both of your balls up into someone’s butthole and then pee on their back.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me with my dad so I enacted the lemon law on her.
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Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina
Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze
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The act of intentionally grinding up on a woman when they are having a tantrum. A diffusing technique
Christal was having a tanty but after zesting the lemon she settled down
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A male stripper, They call him Lemon Lime for a reason. Don't make him show you that reason.
They call him a "lemon lime"
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When a person is reading a fanfiction, but becomes impatient and begins to scroll through quickly looking for the lemon.
Girl 1: Did you read the lemon yet?!?
Girl 2: Not yet!
Girl 1: Start lemon scrolling! The scene is so sexy! Seifer has a panther!
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