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scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.

1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.

by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011


nice scale

the nice 1-10

"Your nice scale 10"

by puorple April 25, 2024


Sierra Scales

Sierra Scales is a amazing friend and best friend to many. She’s super, super, super pretty! Breathtaking even. She’s always thinking about others and she’s so kind.

Person 1: I wish I had a Sierra Scales.
Person 2: Yeah me too, Sierra Scales is awesome!

by makayla.towe August 5, 2022


scale it

when a drug dealer usually with marijuana is very cautious about how much is given when in a deal

Person: hey let me get a gram for $10
Dealer : ok no problem, let me scale it

by baby youngster March 28, 2016


Controller for Scale

This is ehat you use to help show the size of your penis while sending dick pics.

Show me your dick, don't forget controller for scale.

by apnv November 26, 2016


Reiner Scale

A deterministic factor used to compare whether a band is more awesome then doing karaoke at Reiner's house. So named after Robert Reiner who played the character of Meathead in All in the Family. He threw legendary parties where people played role playing games and sung karaoke.

Where does the band rate on the Reiner scale?

by Mrpgmr June 23, 2023


The 2-Scale

The 2-Scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: Would not put dick in
1: Would put dick in
2: Would eat cream out of her asshole

Todd: "Do you see Sara over there? What would you rate her on The 2-Scale?"
Dave: "Yeah, I'd say she's a 1"
Todd: "Really? She is totally a 2!"

by SallyMcSaggyTits May 8, 2015