Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.

"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.

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tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)

Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.

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Blue tree

A person who is gay, homosexual. Opposite of a green tree, a straight person.

A: "Look at that guy, he's so hot! Do you think he's a blue tree?"
B: "he definitely doesn't look like a green tree! I bet he is!"

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jumping tree

A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.

person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree

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tree vag

When a Vagina is braided and very hairy so it looks like a tree

Dude i was getting kinky with this girl and when she ripped off her pants she had a big tree vag

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Willow Tree

When the pubes of a man are long enough to cover in an umbrella shape around of the head of the penis.

You should shave your shaft know one wants to handle a Willow Tree unless they want to floss at the same time.

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fun tree

when a man hold the women by her pussy while licking it n fingering her than another women gives him a blow job

i broke my back doing a fun tree

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