Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

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Hand Thangs

Firearms, typically pistols.

Ex. 1

"South side Richmond, yea I’m from the 30s, 100s on the K, hand thangs with the 30s."

Laz Tha Boy, South Side Richmond

Ex. 2

Sanjay: My Desi homey, you got them hand thangs?

Deepak: It's all good. We got more firepower than the average NATO army.

Sanjay: Excellent. Cuz we gonna hit a lick on them suckas that pulled the 211 on our convenience store.

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Hand Dingo

A fierce, sometimes violent hand job given with no regard for surrounding persons.

Scotty got a hand dingo from some slut under the table at the bar last night.

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gigantic hands

Somebody with gigantic hands that are bigger than anything in sight.

oh my god! lewis man you have gigantic hands!!

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caggie handed

Used to describe left handed people. Mainly used in the Midlands.

She's a bit caggie handed!

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jazz hands

Fake enthusiasm (sarcasm)

"Oh, great. Another meeting with my crummy boss in an hour." # jazz hands

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hand sandwich

The handshake for which the shaker, sandwiches the shakee's hand between his/her two hands, the shaker tilts his/her head, and says something comforting.

John's dad just got hit by a car, so I gave him a comforting hand sandwich.

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