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Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady
john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"
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We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.
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A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.
Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.
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The coolest most mysterious fittest bloke in town.His Number is 07732609463.Call him
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noun - Typically twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the "humor" in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts (which they wear unrelentingly).
"That snooty bitch in the Happy Bunny shirt is such a Tim Burton Goth."
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A Tim Tam Slam is when you fill a glass with milk, bite 2 corners off the end of a Tim Tam, and use the Tim Tam as a straw. The milk then tastes like chocolate, and it is an Australian delicacy.
Bro, you can't Tim Tam Slam with Double Coat Tim Tams!
A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”