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Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:
He creeps on young women.
He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)
He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.
He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.
His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!
He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.
Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.
Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).
Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.
Keeps losing go-pros.
One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.
Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United
In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.
He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
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The lead vocalist and lead guitarist of the Austuralian band The Living End.
The following songs/albums are written by Chris Cheney:
1. The Living End (1999): Ever song in the album except the song "I Want A Day". That song is written by Scott Owen.
2. Roll on (2000): All songs are written by Chris Cheney.
3. Modern ARTilerry (2003): One Said To The Other, Who's Gonna Save Us, End Of The World, Jimmy, Tabloid Magazine, In The End, Maitland Street, Putting You Down, So What?, Rising Up From The Ashes, Hold Up, The Room...
4. State Of Emergency (2005) {Yeah, but Virgin MegaStore still tells me that, they don't have the CD because it is new.}: All songs.
Chris Cheney:
Birthday: January 2nd (Capricorn)
From: Melbourne, Austuralia.
First Picked Up Guitar: 6 years
Previous Employment: Child Care Worker, store man at a supermarket.
Can also play: Bass, drums a little bit banjo.
ETC.!
Please see www.thelivingend.com for more information.
One of Chris Cheney's favourite TV Show is 'The Simpsons'.
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A horrible person who punches you in the testicles for no reason at all and is therefore a huge wanker.
Did you hear that Connor got Chris Smith'd today?
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Incredible point guard of the New Orleans Hornets. He is hands down the best point guard in the league, because the Hornets would be NOTHING without CP3. A multi-dimensional threat who can not only become a prolific scorer himself, but turn his teammates into dangerous scorers as well, and for a point guard he is a surprising force on defense. Always an MVP candidate. Talent like this is not seen very often.
Chris Paul is a generational point guard who's talent we have not seen since Magic Johnson.
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