Turd Former

The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)

Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!

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Turd-Nugget

A Turd-Nugget can be related to a Chicken McNugget made out of raw Shit. Its texture is composed of both solid and a touch of mild texture keeping it in its structural shape. Its often times used to describe a friend or relative acting like a douche (See Douche for more details).

"Bro, last night, you were being a real turd-nugget"

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polishing the turd

Wasting your time by trying to turn something completely worthless into something that looks good or works well;

also.

trying to hide the deficiencies by dressing up the outer layer

Fixing that opening page is just polishing the turd.

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make a turd

Description of food that isn't great, but is ok...it'll "make a turd."

The tacos weren't too bad--they'll make a turd.

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turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

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Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.

I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.

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turd taster

Noun-
A person or co-worker who sucks up to the superiors.

"You fucking turd taster, why dont you back off the mans trousers for a minute?"

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