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Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.
A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!
Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!
An asshole adult child who throws away their elderly parent, leaving them to die in their own waste all alone.
My brother is such an Uncle Donald, he didn't even tell me our father was dying.
Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.
My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .
A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet
The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.
Uncle that preform sexual action with niece/nephew but mostly niece's
Guy1:That dude ron was caught in the bed with his niece the other day MF kissing uncle
Guy2:Yea I always had feeling that he was a kissing uncle how be looking at things don't be right