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verb. act of strapping a purple strap-on to your head and performing sex acts
that guy gave her the purple unicorn.
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when a girl is being taken from behind during intercoures she puts her hand on her forehead like a unicorn for ten seconds without the guy knowing. then you are in the secret unicorn club.
hey me and *** fucked last night and i got initiated to the unicorn club
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Unicorn Men YEW-ni-CORN MEH-n
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1. A kind of man that, because of his conditions, cannot do certain things, but can do certain others.
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I: They flip their hair often, because they were unicorns in their past lives. Unicorns prefer to have their glorious horns clean and shined, so they do not like hair on it.
II: They enjoy tackling each other, especially in front of females, because that was how unicorn males used to attract their mates.
III: The Unicorn Men cannot PWN, which is derived from the word OWN. This is because PWNing requires a strong spirit. Though Unicorn Men appear strong for their female interests, they are truly very gentle and slightly wimpy.
IV: Surprisingly, Unicorn Men actually can attract females very easily. Scientists have been struggling for years with how this is done.
V: Unicorn Men are always not the brightest. Humans are the most evolved, because it was a long way to come from apes, but Unicorn Men somehow evolved into human form from unicorns. So, they are not the brightest, because though unicorns were pearly white and beautiful, they were also very stupid.
Charles- Dang, those Unicorn Men are ugly and stupid.
Meg- Not to mention ANNOYING.
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A slang phrase for weed, because if unicorn meat DID exist then it would probably make you act like you were high. Commonly used around people who you want to hide the fact that your smoking weed from (parents, siblings, nosy friends, etc.)
Yo Deon we should eat some unicorn meat this friday!
(Yo Deon we should smoke some weed this friday!)
That unicorn meat had me so full I was giggling.
(That weed had me so high I was giggling.)
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a horsey with one horn on it's head. most little girls or gay/idiotic/weird/stupid/childish boys want or do believe in.
older bro: hey little sis! unicorns aren't real!!
lil sis: yes they r!!! MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away screamin to mommy holdin a toy unicorn*
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When a person (usually a girl) straps a dildo on his/her head and inserts it into a guys anus.
Man I love strapping a dildo on my head and inserting it into a guys anus! I love the Backwards Unicorn!
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A used condom is put on someones forehead so they look like a sad unicorn.
It was awesome, I totally gave her the sad unicorn last night. She didnt know how to react.
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