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nemo is an among us character
nemo is an among us character
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a nifty storage container for used condoms after having sex in the back of your parents car
male-"where do i put this condom now?"
female-"oh, i always keep a used wendys cup just for this sort of thing"
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Referring to when a girl tells you what you can and cannot do to her before you have sex.
Guy1: how is the new girlfriend working out for you bro
Guy2: mehh
Guy1: whats wrong
Guy2: we had sex last night but I had to agree to a terms of use policy
Guy1: fells bad man
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A game that many people hated because of a character dying. I enjoyed the game tho
Person 1: Man I hate the last of us 2 because they killed that one guy
Me: I like the game it’s pretty good
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Among us r34 is among us rule 34 as the r34 part says
man i just love watching among us r34!
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I totally gave it to your mum last night up the used food tube, she loved it!!!
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The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.
Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.
Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.
Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....
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