Wet Thompson

Similiar to a wet willy however using the bellybutton instead of the ear

So I was laying on the beach when all of a sudden this weird lookin guy came over and gave me a "Wet Thompson"

Wet Wendy

Urinating in the sink of a Wendy's ladies restroom.

Bro i just pulled a wet wendy

Wet Duncan

A term coined when you 'knight' a female with a stiff phallus on the right shoulder just after love making when the wetness is still prevelent. A term formally used to show respect to the House Duncan in medieval times and showed a respect to the male mber whilst bestowing respect on the female of the house.

Just been out in this rain and i feel like i have just had a. Wet Duncan.

Wet Benjamin

When you spit in someone’s ear and mix it with your tongue then throw up in the ear!

“Imma give you a wet Benjamin if you don’t shut up!”

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

Wet Cheese

A saying akin to 'silly sausage' or 'wet paper towel'.

"Oh, Andrew you wet cheese"

Wet Eye

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”