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a team that is desperatly chased by people who have nothing better to do with thier time.
they lost thier very first home opener in comiskey to st. luis as they were shut out, poor guys embarrased a brand new field,
then the park closes again for some reconstruction and upon its grand re-opening the sox blew it again against cleveland
then in the very first morning game ever in comisky, they lose to texas, poor fans cant they celabrate one milstone for the park at least?
well not really the new comisky park opens and on the very first game played there they lose to the tigers, 16-0
they won the world seris for the 2005 season, lets celebrate!!!! since the last time they won it was in 1917
yep that was an 88 year wait.
wait did i forget the 1918 world series? oh yeah the one where eight of them sold out, well there ya go continuing with the history of selling out they also change thier stadium name to honor the great u.s. celluler company, wow what pride.
so far they have only made 4 world series appearances, in 1906, 1917, 1918, and 2005. if history repeats itself, we may have to wait another 88 years for them to win, seeing that they didnt make it to the playoffs in 2006, (the same way they did in 1917-1918) wich they also started off the season in first place all the way until it really mattered, past the all-star game, when they fell to the tigers, and eventually out of the wild card race.
i dont know about you, but with a record like that i really wouldn't brag about it.
chicago white soxs love to sell out
( p.s i am a real chicago sport fan not some out of towner who doesnt even care about the lame brewers)
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Commonly regarded as the most unlikey of all lighter colors.
Used a white lighter broke a sweet ass pipe.
Used a white lighter lost my favorite chill'em.
Used a white lighter got caught on a roady.
Used a white lighter my fuckin car broke down.
Next day my truck broke down.
Used a white lighter i dropped my fone in a puddle.
Used a white lighter i lost 2 bags.
THIS SHIT ALL ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FRIENDS, JUST AS EXAMPLES, IT'S A FACT. FEAR WHITE FUCKIN' LIGHTERS
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A very broad term that can vary from region to region. Usually used to describe lowclass, selfish, and generally unintelligent people who usually don't know, or are in denial about thier overall shitty lifestyle.They are usually behind the current trends by 4-10 years.
Though it does vary regionally, some common characteristics may include:
-In men, a shaved head and goatee beard are common to cast the illusion that they are a bouncer at a bar
-In women it is common to see skimpy clothing and tattoos on thier back above thier pantline (see tramp stamp)
-Some wear clothing that was popular with African-Americans 3-4 years ago. Also,they sometimes wear basketball jerseys and shorts, though thier physique would suggest that they have never played any sports...ever
-Talk and act like they are good at fighting, usually it is in fact, only an act.
-They buy items to repair thier home, car, etc. though with good intentions, usually aren't used and sometimes converted to various pieces of furniture
-Are always proud of material items that someone else has(usually thier boss, or brother in law)
-Get tattoos and tongue or eyebrow piercings even though they have been out of style for approx. ten years
-Use "big" words and don't know the definition...or try to sound well spoken around non white trash. ex: "What had happened was,he had the audacity to not wanna fight, so i punched him in the face."
-Usually white trash can also be identified through thier children.Excessive animal hair on thier clothing, mohawk haircuts, and professional wrestling t-shirts are good indicaters.Along with loud talking, screaming, and intrusive questions to complete strangers.
-Use material items as an extension to prove thier worth or manhood. Including big trucks and or wheels, big dogs (pitbulls), and big television sets
-They almost always have a large ego. They feel that they are never wrong or at fault and if you feel differently they will threaten you physically
-They have very unique political views. The ones that actually work usually vote democrat because the media makes them feel they are upperclass if they do so. Ironically the non working ones with "disabilities" (bad back) are proud republicans even though its the democrats that keep thier welfare checks coming
-They always talk of being good parents, and upstanding citizens,though rarely are
-They don't feel that music is good unless it's been played on the radio a million times
-Not original thinkers, they only do or enjoy what they feel is mainstream and need constant verification from thier peers
-Ironically, they always have a negative opinion about everyone elses lifestyle or choices
-They sometimes do good things for others, but only so they can tell everyone about it and feel good about themselves or if there is a reward involved
-Are blindly proud of thier country, but have no understandind of how it actually operates
-They usually hate people that are more succesfull than them, but never do anything to better themselves
-Reality shows,or talent shows like American Idol are very popular with white trash as is daytime talk shows and police chase shows
-Many regularly attend motorsports events like Nascar, monster truck rallies, and demolition derbys...mostly the ones where they serve beer
-Any time a person has mossy oak camo furniture,or seat covers in thier vehicle, or wear camo clothing even when its not hunting season, automatically qualify
-They are more liberal with thier money. Instead of saving,feeding thier children or paying thier bills on time, they will buy video game consoles, and big screen televisions with any extra money they happen upon (tax returns,stimulus checks, or lottery/casino winnings)
There is a common misconception that white trash are only beer drinking,mullet having,camaro driving dirt bags that live in trailers, but that is an antiquated notion.With the help of Wal-Mart and over-seas trade, they can afford new clothes more often and blend in with regular people, so they are harder to spot these days.
white trash guy: "hey man, who you callin white trash?"
me: "umm, about 98% of the population"
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A rare human. That girl that you can't catch. She is unique, educated, funny, beautiful, stylish, excited, loving, personable, kind, and very rare. People view a white buffalo as "uncatchable". They want to love her and keep her. She is a blessing to them in every way possible. She requires effort and a lot of persistence. She is admired by all. Everyone wants to be someones white buffalo.
I have class with my White Buffalo!
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When you have been horny all day and hyped up for a masterbation session, the cum waiting inside is referred to as white hype.
"ive been storing up so much white hype for tonight"¡
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