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Bad ass mother fucker Peter Parker
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Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!
Fat ugly rat who smells of fish and rice
Yo this kid be a Parker O so nasty
In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.
Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.
I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.
Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.
Love you too Pikachu. - Jerry Lee Parker
Robert Parker Tyrell has a tiny todger full of nob cheese. he gets absolutely no pussy. no girl would ever go near his tiny shrimp dick, only his uncle was interested 👀. He enjoys maths and prostitution. he is clearly just a 60 year old disguised as a 15 year old so he can nonce on all the younger people. you can tell by his receding hairline and the fact that once again, he enjoys maths.
robert parker-tyrrell is an absolute nonce