Small black thing

Its small. its black. and its something we all know.

small black thing got me again!

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It's a boy-girl thing

A 2006 movie starring Samarie Armstrong and Kevin Zegers set in the USA, but released largely in the UK. It has a kick-ass soundtrack and is ridiculously funny, well in my opinion it is.

Girl 1: Have you seen the movie It's a boy-girl thing?

Girl 2: Yes! OMG! That Kevin Zegers looks just like Zac Efron! SOOO HOT!
Girl 1: But did you like the movie?
Girl 2: Yeah, I did, and it was pretty funny too.

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Where the Wild Things Are

The male crotch, where "wild things" happen.

(playing paintball) "Just don't aim where the wild things are. Anywhere else is okay."

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actual s-thing

Actual s-thing is a word often used when describing the "sexy content".Actual s-thing or "s-thing" as it more populary known refers to an article , where despite the content , there is no actual sex.Intimate touching (except of a woman's lower part) is not s-thing as long as there is clothes.

This movie is sexy , but fortunately there is no actual s-thing

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Thing-a-ma-jig

A word you say when you can't think up a name of a paticular noun, or you've forgotten the name of something.

Gohan: Hey, dad! Krillin is killed by Frieza, remember back in Namek?

Goku: Oh, yeah! You're right son! We gotta find a way to get him back and it's with those orange thing-a-ma-jig with the stars on it

Gohan: ......You mean a dragonball?.....>_>

Goku: Oh, yeah! That's right! Let's go!

*Uses Instant Transmission*

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Do the Decent Thing

A phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of 'men only' establishments such as conservative clubs and roman baths. It is customary in such dens of rampant homosexuality that, should a gentleman be kind enough to let you make brown love with him, during the act you should repay his generosity with a reach around.

Come on Tarquin, I've let you into my pooey palace of pleasure, now do the decent thing and grab hold of my todger!

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mr long thing

Arnold Schwarzenegger's big fat penis

The Children:whats that
Arnold:this is mr long thing your new class mascot
Arnold:go ahead and pet mr long thing
The Children:He spat at me
Arnold:I dont care keep peting him
The Children:i dont like this
Arnold:Dont make me do to you what i did to mr fluffykins
The Children:where is he
Arnold:up my ass should be out in two week....or more!
The Children:AAAAAAAAAAH
Arnold:keep going danmmit or ill break your legs
The Children:your scary
Arnold:don't mind the white stuff it mean he likes you
Johnny:taste salty
Arnold:thats it you dead
Now poor johnny is in Arnolds ass

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