Windows ME

Windows ME - a ridiculous example of how bad Microsoft operating systems can be. Windows ME (or Windows Mistake Edition if you know what I'm saying) had started development in 1999 while Windows NT 5.0 (known as Windows 2000 in its final release) was being developed for professional use. Windows ME was meant to be for home use and it was basically an upgrade to Windows 98. It was also the last operating system to be ran on top of MS-DOS (which made no sense because even though Windows NT existed, why would Microsoft want to make a 32-bit operating system on top of a 16-bit kernel?). It was also rushed - good job Microsoft. (You didn't only rush this OS so good job!) Due to how rushed it was, it had performance issues and driver support showed vulnerabilities. (Some builds of ME fucking blue screened when shutting down in safe mode - how amazing.) . Programs also ran on a single string of memory, meaning if one program crashed, every other program would crash too.

In 2000:

Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."

Windows 7

A operating system developed by Microsoft. It was the most popular operating system to be used until Windows 10 came around

You are still using Windows 7?

window shopped

When you use your sniper to head shot a player through a window in call of duty team death match.

Bam! lilman0098937394bpistol you just got window shopped.

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window meat

The good meat at Fogo de Chao.

Dick Phillips loves the Window Meat!

tuck in the window

Close the curtains or shut the blinds.

Her: Can you tuck in the window?
Him: Goodnight outside. Goodnight window. *closes curtains*

Window slut

A person who always talks and sends photos but never does any action. A tease to the next level

Chris over there is a window slut, he's worse than a tease.

Window of happiness

When you find a swastika graffiti, and draw extra lines to make it a window. Then draw smiley faces in all the window panes.

In woodshop we found a swastika carved on the table, so he drew with a pencil to make it a Window of Happiness