houston women

The baddest bitches ouchea. Fuck Dallas, HOUSTON is #1 when it comes to the females that live there. The women in Texas are overall one of the most beautiful, talented and intelligent in the states, but Houston takes the cake.

“Did you know Megan Thee Stallion is from Houston?”
“Of course she is, houston women are top 2 but they ain’t 2.”

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

mom likes women

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

Why this women

The question you ask yourself everyday.

"why this women"
Flaming: Thats the question I ask myself everyday
WHY THIS WOMEN

Goth women

Goth women are often associated with these women who dress in black. We will not be talking about them. Goth women refers to women of the germanic culture group "Goths" that used to exist before the Eastern Roman Empire and the accursed umayyads destroyed their kingdoms. According to something I found in wikipedia the goths were tall, blonde, light skinned, blue eyed, and muscular.

I'm so down bad for 4th century goth women.

women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).

Womens Bow Tie

A silk bow tie worn by female business professionals. Currently in style 2008. Toronto women are know for this bow tie

Kara split some mojito on her new silk womens bow tie