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known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby
Anal sex in a pool while swimming with a team . The sport of Kings
“Left pool piggybacked Right for 1.02 miles before everyone had to get out of the pool because the lifeguard spotted pieces of brown shit floating next to them”
Someone who is sloppy drunk
Can’t stand up straight
Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool
Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!
A Pool Crawl works like a pub crawl. The events are put together by hosts and tickets grant you access to different pools and bars with no covers, great drink specials, possibly a free drink at each venue, drinking games, private party hosts and guided walking tour between venues, or sometime shuttle service. This is usually a ticket or wristband purchase event.
Hey lets check out this hip new pool crawl in Marbella! I hear the party at the last venue is epic!