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When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.
A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys
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An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.
Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"
The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!
Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.
Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."
Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.
Why are you just turkey-lurking?
when u are so sleepy, full, and feel out of it after a nice meal on thanksgiving
Dude im so full from this meal
word i hear ya, im turkey high
A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian
This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon