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When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.
That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.
Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night
When a kidney stone is stuck in the urethra, you ejaculate on a girls face, causing the stone to exit and hit her. Similar to shooting a turkey while hunting, and a play on the term "money shot".
The kidney stone became unstuck when my girl took a turkey shot.
When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.
My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.
" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."
Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck
Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed
(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable
Chelsey gave Hector a turkey leg last year and now they’re not allowed back in the festival.