red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

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shit the bed fred

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.

The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

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Bed Bath and Beyonce

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."

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not long out of bed

An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"

I'm knackered I'm not long out of bed

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Bed-Up

A sit up or push up done in bed because you are to lazy to do them on the floor.

"oh damn it's 12'oclock"

"I have not yet exercised and am to tired to actually complete a proper workout"
"I will just do a few bed-ups, that will keep me feeling good about myself"

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loft bed

Loft bed is a fancy name for a bunk bed. Meant for the use of a college dorm, children or guys who try to make a career out of skateboarding.

I went to this guys house after the bar but faked an emergency when I saw his loft bed.

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bed raggle

the act of making the bed while some person lies underneath while you parachute the sheets, pleasure to many joy to all

aka also can be a term for sex in the bed

friend: wanna bed raggle?
me: no

family: wanna bed raggle
me: sure

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