Random
Source Code
Random
A bloody cream pie is when you throw your load on a fire crotch to create a hot mess.
Max threw his load on Jane’s fire crotch which created a bloody cream pie for later.
5👍 1👎
An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.
Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.
Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.
Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.
Larry: "Hey Lawrence, I couldn't help but notice in the locker room that your balls are black and blue. You OK?"
Lawrence: "Oh, it's no big deal. Me, Rachel, and Rob had Bloody Mary Sex last night. And I'll tell ya what, Rachel can really swing a baseball bat hard!"
51👍 31👎
A strong accusation of wrongdoing.
At the baseball game they were charging $8 for a hot dog. Everyone was screaming bloody murder.
30👍 16👎
when you go inside the pussy with your teeth and bite fearsly
wow dude my girlfriend and i just had a crazy night having bloody teeth
1👍 4👎
You cum all over a girl's face,wrap her head in toilet paper,and when she yells?PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!
the bloody mummy.....similar to the gorilla face,or angry dragon.But just in time for Halloween.Have fun kids!
2👍 4👎
sweet bleeding pussy, with dick in it. Dick comes out, and it's now an offical bloody pussy pop
"Bloody Pussy Pop" dick when it comes out of the bloody vagina. Look here Clevis, I am bleeding profusely. It is time for you to insert your dick-head into my vagina, Mr. Clevis, so I can suck the shit out of your official Bloody Pussy Pop!
50👍 33👎
Bloody hells bells comes from the north west of England; it comes from the term "bloody hell". It is typically a working class term relating to "oh my god".
John:Aye, big frank got knocked over on green lane last week.
Dave: Bloody hells bells
13👍 6👎