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A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “
“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.
He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.
To engage in music production/recording/producing, etc.
you record the vocals and I'm going to cook up a beat
The same thing as “Who let bro cook?” except it’s blaming the Fallen Angels for it. A reference to the Dead Sea Scrolls.
It’s used when someone sees something that can be considered an amalgamation, abomination, or something that shouldn’t really exist hypothetically or literally.
Person: “What the f*ck is that?!”
*Sees something that probably shouldn’t exist.*
Person: “Who let the Fallen Angels cook?!”
When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.
Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.
Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name
people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt