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something very cool/exiting/awesome
"Yo, that party last night was the Jesus!"
"I'm gonna get some new shoes. they are the Jesus."
Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.
Any real example of Super Jesus would implode the universe 10 times over.
A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.
Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"
Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."
One who lends money to others in the lunch room so they might be able to buy their own lunch.
"Yeah, that kid calls me the lunchroom jesus cause he never brings enough money for lunch"
Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab
Wow that slab is very cat jesus
Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him
jesus porras
1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
"Lisa licked all up on my Jesus weld last night."