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1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.
2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.
Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.
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The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.
He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."
"Thou shalt not turn right."
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A phrase used in Shooter type games that involve Grenades.
Usually a randomly thrown Grenade that seems to come out of nowhere and kill you.
Upon watching the "Killcam" you discover the Grenade bounced off 4 different walls before finally detonating directly where you are.
Sometimes followed by a "Rage Quit".
BLaacKeN: Watch this nade spot FTW. I bet i get a double.
*throws nade*
*nade kills trevasco on the other side of the map*
trevasco: Wow where the fuck did that shit come from?!
*watches killcam*
trevasco: Yeah i WOULD get hit with a Jesus Nade.
Thanks alot Infinity Ward. Way to fuck up.
"trevasco left the game"
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Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.
Any real example of Super Jesus would implode the universe 10 times over.
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A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.
Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"
Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."
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One who lends money to others in the lunch room so they might be able to buy their own lunch.
"Yeah, that kid calls me the lunchroom jesus cause he never brings enough money for lunch"
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