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an obscure euphemism for, like, a really fucking critical moment. as in, if someone says "you'll know when" well when you have twenty minutes of oxygen left is prolly a pretty good indication of "when."
"yeah, so when i only had twenty minutes of oxygen left I figured it was pretty clutch and remembered when my future self said "youll know when" and figured it was pretty much when, so i wnt for it."
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The question falling from the UD addict’s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.
She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, “Hey, do you have a minute?” while endlessly hoping they wouldn’t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.
Founded at Lafayette College, the object of the event is for every participant to finish their full beer, socially, in two minutes. This is a social event that encourages large groups of people to continually drink more beer at different intervals of the night. The game is started by loudly announcing "TWOO MINUTESSS!" at the appropriate time in a party. Those who know about two minutes then echo the cheer and all proceed to grab a beer and gather outside the party. A proper announcement of the group size (males and females), along with the number of beers in the group, and the time (two minutes) will be announced and the event will commence with one person keeping time.
Remember: It's social.
-Do you think its time for a "2-minute social beer chug"?
- YEP! Twoooo minutessssssss!!!
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Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.
I just took the biggest five minute footlong.
Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?
........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........
When you’re at work and they call you on the radio but you’re busy dropping a deuce.
Manager: Call a mechanic, the line has been down for 15 minutes.
Supervisor: I need a mechanic to come out to the filler.
Mechanic: I got 20 minutes left on my lunch.
It is an expression that takes the edge off of the overused phrase, "At the end of the day."
Utilize those last two minutes of your day to relax, and say goodnight to loved ones.
Two minutes before the end of the day the outcome of today's super important business meeting will be exactly what it was when the meeting ended, as well as exactly the same at the actual end of the day.
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A short period of time. Pertains to the amount of time a ceasefire lasts when rogue elements continue to attack civilians on the other side.
This ceasefire won't last a Gaza Strip minute.
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