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daughter: - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-, make me a sandwich!
son: yes daddy - ̗̀ little cute panda ̖́-!
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The love between two male pandas; The vigorous butt sex between two male pandas; A term used for frustration
George: "Damn i got an F on my math test"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"
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To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxiously at each others faces.
"I hell-raised the fucking panda out of that bitch. Lets just say she will never experience a louder hell-raising panda again."
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A low class girl, generally past her prime. Frequents the Jersey Shore.
Alexa is such a trash panda. Did you see how drunk she was last night?
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a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
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Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"
Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"
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the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.
Sexual Panda Bob came over last night and made me 42 dollars.
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