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Soccer

The weird version of footy that really gets on my nerves. Like sock-car or foot-ball bro you kick the ball with your foot lot a socc.

Yeah bro u wanna play a game of soccer.

by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022


Soccer

The world's worst, and overrated sport.

Mark: Hey man are you watching the soccer game tn?
Kyle: Hell nah, Soccer sucks ass. I'd rather kill myself by putting myself through a spin cycle.

by DippyTheDuck October 31, 2023


Soccer

kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

ITS LIKE TRYING TO KICK A SOCCER BALL IN A NET HELD BY POLES.

by Machomistydoggo February 27, 2017


Soccer

A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.

Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer

by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019


Soccer

Its really football, you twats

Person 1: Hey man wanna play some soccer
Person 2: WTF its called football

by D4Rtyy April 9, 2021


Soccer

A form of team game played with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron. Points are scored mainly through touchdowns and field goals. Each side has eleven players on the field at any time.

"How was the soccer game? Did you win?"

"The soccer game was great. We indeed won."

by 7 Rings Lover April 20, 2019


Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.

John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023