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Not Chess

"Chess is not a sport you double chin, greasy fingered, moron"

by King_Derp135 May 27, 2022


Sports

Nowadays, with people who focus on just breaking records or mindless stats, the focus on why people came up with sports in the first place is lost. A group of kids with no pads and no formal rules getting together to play sports in a neighborhood is less likely to end up with any serious injuries than in pro sports, especially when kids know they're going to see each other again on a regular basis, in case the kid with the chip on his/her shoulder is thinking about breaking some bones and taking another kid out for an extended time, or in case another kid is thinking about hiding out for an extended time over an overextended ankle or sore thumb.

People who want people to focus on mindless stats or broken records are missing the point of why there are sports in the first place. Superheroes don't exist, so the point of sports is not to become one.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021


Sports

Something animals dont whine about, because animals dont have sports.

Female animals dont whine about how sports are unfair toward one sex or the other, since animals dont have or need sports. Animals dont do anything for sport, humans do. They also dont whine about not getting paid as much as they think they deserve, or as much as male animals, since animals dont have or need money, and don't do anything for the money, humans do. There is no more morally qualified or righteous human sex, they're both corrupted in comparison to animals. Animals really do appreciate simply being alive.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020


Sports

Sports

Hey wanna watch the sports today?
Yeah I'd love to watch the sports today!

by January 21, 2021


Sports

People get hurt sometimes. Who gives a shit?

Hym "You only care about people getting hurt in sports when it's girls. Lose bitch. Lose. You're worse. Worse than a tranny. Lose arbitrarily."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024


Sports

A Fucking waste of time that can’t cure obesity

Hey how was sports it ate a potato

by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019


Sports

A type of sex game

Bedroom sports....do you do soft and hard sports.

by Lerryberry October 2, 2018