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shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it
gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket
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when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long
yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after
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The act of pooping on a popsicle stick, freezing it over night and giving it to someone assuring them it is a fudgcile
Guy: "man i gave my ex an alaskan snow cone after she broke up with me."
Guy 2: "that must've been the shittiest fudgecile she's ever had."
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When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.
Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.
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(This requires being male or trans to be done to you) The act of finding your ex cheating on you, and immediately placing your hand in a fist and hulk smashing his testicles mid intercourse with the stranger he's doing it with.
"That crazy motherfucker is an Alaskan Ball-Popper!"
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An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"
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The act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis and knocking her wig off.
" Dat boys dick was so big!! I wanted him to give me an Alaskan pop fly "
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