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A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.
I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.
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it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.
arabian eyegoggles? nahh, gimme some american liberation.
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The politically correct term for a pirate.
Brigette: "Johnny Depp is so hot as a pirate!"
Captain Bobby: "Um excuse me, but he is not a pirate. We prefer to be called Buccaneer-Americans."
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An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant
Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline
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a less expensive version of abercrombie. american eagle doesn't have a brand stamped on every single one of their shirts. that's what i like about it.
they have the cutest skirts. i love their beach skirts, they work really well w/ converses.
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The fallacy that 100% of a population can have higher living standards than 90% of themselves.
Joe: Hey, Fred! If I stand on your head, I'll be higher up than you.
Fred: Great! Then I can climb up and stand on YOUR head, I will be higher up than you, and we'll both be higher up than we are now!
Sue: Oh dear! You're having the American Dream.
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President George W. Bush, who's from Texas and brings down the entire quality of the state
The oldest son of former President George Bush Senior.
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