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Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.
1: Is that Izzy Evans?
2: Yes, she is perfect, isn’t she?
A gorgeous girl, I know she’ll never see this but she is my everything and all I want is her. She is absolutely stunning and beautiful, the way her brown eyes study everything around her is amazing. Her makeup is flawless everyday, I’m speechless whenever I look at her.
1: “who is that?”
2: “that’s Izzy Evans, the girl of my dreams. She’s the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, right?”
going poop in a public bathroom.
originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down
"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"
"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"
Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.
Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
The most pussy ass shit talking little bitch to ever roam the universe. Talks mad shit online but in person sits quietly while they mouth breathe since their Jewish nose is so long and skinny. Whenever an Evan Hendrickson breathes through their nose it causes a whistling sound able to be heard from Saturn.
I want to kill myself, I really am an Evan Hendrickson huh?
When he runs, bumps into the corner of the wall and trips over his own feet, he Uncle Evaned it.