Anal Volcano

While having anal sex, the guy cums in your ass. The girl then procedes to fart it back on the guy.

Man last night Trish gave me an Anal Volcano!

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anal babies

after anal sex with a woman semen leaks out of the anus and down to the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant

Jerry you kids are all anal babies.

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Anal Probe

1. The device used by aliens to analyze the human race through their most vulnerable hole, the anus.

2. A red Ford Probe

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1. I swear!! The aliens, they abducted me! And then they ANAL PROBED me!!

2. Guy 1: Even though I have no money, the good ol' Probe gets me where I gotta be.

Guy 2: Haha.. Anal Probe..

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Anal Balloon

This is where you insert a deflated balloon in your partner's anus and proceed to inflate it until it pops causing immediate orgasm for the receiver and feces on the face of the giver.

"I had a pile of shit on my face after the anal balloon popped in Katie's ass."

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anal retentive

A term based on the second phase of psychosexual development described by Freud (and appended by Erickson).

Used in modern times to describe a person blessed with nit-picking abilities.

"harness that anus, shower it with gifts for one day it's fruit may stand between us and complete destruction."

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Anal Beads

Beads you put up your arsehole for pleasure

Oi babes I beg you use the anal beads on me tonight

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anal angler

The act of going to extreme measures while searching for anal sex.

"I'm an angry Asian anal angler." Shouted Dylan in public.

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