crapping around

being unproductive, goofing off.

stop crapping around, you need to mow the lawn

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Dinking Around

Walking around somewhere, most likely naked and arroused

Guy 1: Dude Jeff got arrested again, he was at the park dinking around
Guy 2: Oh my god! That's awful - hopefully there weren't any kids around

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dicking around

When one participates in the searching for dick pictures on the internet. Usually done with a spoon.

Paul was dicking around when his mother walked into the room, in which she preceded to become violently ill and began to scream uncontrollably.

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The Show-Me-Around

Something that one does with their hand in a moment of akwardness. (See Sinc Transit Gloria by Brand New.)

Shaking head to toe, while my left hand does the show-me-around...

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been around the block

A boy or girl, usually a girl, who has had sex with seemingly every person on the block

Guy 1: Yo i heard you was getting pussy cuz... any truth to that?
Guy 2: Yeah word up cuz
Guy 1: Yo who u gettin it from?
Guy 2: Ommmm... Suzy...
Guy 1: DAMN CUZ!! aint that bitch who was caught sucking the whole football teams dicks after the game friday night??
Guy 2: Ommm... i dont know...
Guy 1: Man that bitch been around the block

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Cannon Turn-around

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.

Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".

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halo reach around

Giving another a reach around while playing Halo Reach.

Gardner gave Sungho a battle-hardened Halo reach around.

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