Another month to slap arse!! First to 100 gets £10 by their best friend
Tyrone: fam you know it’s slap arse December
John: you have to give me £10 if I get to 100
Tyrone: klmmm
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British slang for "head over heels"
I'm arse over elbow for that lassy
When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) Time to mash me some arse!
2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!
When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed
(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.
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Atlantic-Canadian phrase used all across the East-Coast of Canada, this phrase means a person is EXTREMELY stupid.
"Dere'll be 2 smacks, me smackin' ya' and you smackin' the floor."
"You're stunned as me arse, b'y."
Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.
First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC
The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.
"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"