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Asked by your 10 year old cousin because he heard it at school
Cousin: Do you like dragons
Me" yes
Him Dragon deez nuts across your face
Me dies of stage 4 lung cancer and instantly wants to commit nine elevn 2.0
offers a wide range of medications, including:
• Pain relief
• Men's and women's health
• Anti-anxiety and antidepressants
• Sleeping aids
• And more
What types of medications do you sell?
Used when someone is annoyed at someone
Guy: Turns off light when someone is still in the room
Other guy: What are you doing?
An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.
Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
A way of saying I don’t care to someone.
Micheal: “I found a rock!”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”