Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.
Angel: Bill can't keep his mouth shut!
Greg: Yes, I know- he's a Largemouth Ass
A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards
*group enters hot tub*
Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"
(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
older person whose butt skin as become crinkled
Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."
The act of placing your ass against a hot surface in order to heat it up.
-Hey, why are you always standing by the radiator?
-I'm just getting some warm ass.
a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-
1.tapping their ass
2.a picture of boobs
3.or other explicit images
soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.
stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?
dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson
A BLU Scout from Team Fortress 2 with slightly darker clothes who uses the Warhammer of Zillyhoo to BONK everyone who comes too close, he lives in a soda can and moves by sliding on the ground, making WHOO noises.
"I am Ass Pancakes, I am gonna BONK! you"