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When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."
I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.
Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".
I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.
A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.
Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.
Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.
If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.
A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
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A big fat asshole who is always in troble A big fat asshole
dylan asshole
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