Me : Haha this is mine now
Him : why are you doing this?
Me : its bully your August 5th bully your brother day!
Him : ugh and I have to wait until August 4th!?
the day two girls got together for the second time
person a : what day is it?
person b : its august 4, Jack and jill got back together
this is the national crush day. say hi to them
you: hi
crush: hello
you: you know what today is?
crush: no tf
you: it’s august 19th!!!!!
crush: and?
you: hi
August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.
Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!
Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*
A BOOBOO BEAR'S BIRTHDAYY
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
"August 19th is my birthday!"
"I don't give a fuck :D"
Those born on this Day are Charming, Pleasant and Endlessly caring. They deserve all the praise they receive and are selfless enough to share it with those they love.
They also give the best hugs and kisses.
“Wow, so you were born on August 16th? That’s, awesome! You’re awesome! Lemme give you a hug!”
The day a man named Brooks Harris was born.
On August 16th, the best bro ever was born.