bag of wank

somthing that is incredibly crap

shit, this music channels a bag of wank,turn it over!

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bag of spanners

A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.

Have you seen the code they committed today? What a bag of spanners.

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burn bag

A baggie of white substance sold as cocaine usually containing a high proportion of baking soda or baby laxatives with little to no cocaine in it.

John sold me a fucking burn bag, im going to kill him!

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Bagged up

Getting arrested or caught by the police.

Man you gonna get bagged up no doubt you keep doin that stupid shit all up and down the block.

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Apple Bagging

The act of putting one's balls in someone's asshole.

"Dude, that girl was so hot last night; I apple bagged the shit out of her."

"Mother-fucker, there will be no apple bagging tonight."

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slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

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Bag of snakes

nova scotia, Canada; bad, meaning very bad, never a good thing, crazy, unwanted, can be used as an adjective or a verb.

She is a crazy bag of Snakes!!!

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