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glue balloon

When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck

Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?

by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024

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Glue Balloons

Testicals

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door

by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024


glue balloons

Another euphemism meaningtesticles

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024


Glue balloons

Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024


Glue balloons

Male genitalia

I got kicked right in the glue balloons

by Sergeants Stadanko June 12, 2024


Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023


untangling balloons

Fallacio or oral sex.

"I was turned around untangling balloons out the back window."

by Untangled Balloons June 10, 2022