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Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.
"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"
A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.
Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.
Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.
That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.
A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.
"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.
One Individual who purposely loves anal from other males
“Oh I’m such a tunnel bandit in bed”
A man commonly know as Aaron that takes massive poops in odd places; such as a driveway, playground slide, sandbox, urinal, a cooler, etc.
Oh no! Why is there shit in my driveway? The dookie bandit struck again.
The person or people who sneak themselves into a photograph or a selfie at the last second.
The group photo would have been perfect but for the photo bandit.