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Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane
"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"
A person or technically an asshole who acts like he/she is superior amongst other people but is really a fucking idiot who can't tell from fantasy to reality. They also think that being salty, mean, rude, or sassy is attractive but really it's just a jerk move and really unappealing.
You're such a Kentucky Bass.
That Kentucky Bass over there needs to grow up.
Someone who believes they're sexy but actually looks worse than a frog with a microscopic sized penis.
Wow! He's soooo Jamie bass.
Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.
Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.
A song by tech n9ne, Yo gotti, Big Scoob, and Lil Wayne normally to describe how screwed up people can be sometimes.
Nathon, why the fuck do you exist, your so bass ackwards that in your POV a car in reverse is going forward.
If you're pouring a Black and Tan. But you put the Guinness in first then try to add the Bass. You've got it Bass-ackwards. The Bass goes first the you floot the Guinness on top with a spoon.
You've got it Bass-ackwards the Guinness goes on top.