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*girl fight*
"Yesss you better eat like it's yo birthday bitchhhh"
little known fact - instead of cum, you jizz confetti on your birthday
I am going to wank one and have confetti cum on birthday
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A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....
Person 1: Dude where were you last night?
Person 2: I was at a mexican birthday party... do you know anyone named lil' Pedro?
Person 1: No, why?
Person 2: Cuz he's sleeping on my couch right now
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n. a greeting addressed to Urban Dictionary on their 11th birthday. Thank you for the words and making me laugh, and for the urban word of the day in my e-mails.
Happy birthday Urban Dictionary!
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The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.
"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."
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Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.
"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
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A double golden birthday is a rare occasion when your birth date is represented twice in your age.
For example a person born on the 2nd of January would have their golden birthday on when they turn 22
It's Doctor Max double golden birthday, he turned 33 today and he was born on the 3rd of May
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