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Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022


grid blanket

a blanket used by preppy 10 year olds on tiktok

hey emily, we should go get preppy grid blankets from the store!

by craft-122500 September 25, 2022


hanging out in the blankets

fucking

Me and my girl were hanging out in the blankets

by zambs February 18, 2018


mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011


kentucky blanket

A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside

Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket

by Steele Shields January 24, 2019


blanket<3

The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure

Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3

by Pokfan January 26, 2022


turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus March 19, 2016